Dirty Little Sarah Palin Secret From…”Before”

Posted By: User Imageadmin  //  Category: Boardman Views, Conservatism, Humor, Kudos

As must needs be the case, political candidates are scrutinized - some more than others.

In my effort to find odious facts about Governor Sarah Palin that were untainted by her new-found world fame, I came across the following video from clear back in February, 2008, probably long before she was ever being considered for a spot on the McCain ticket.

Wow!  Unbelievably revealing stuff here!

Take a few minutes and see for yourself.

Can you believe it? She’d never even been to “Southeast” until she had to go “for a school basketball trip”! Good grief! To think that it actually took her fifteen or sixteen years to bust out of Wasilla is almost incomprehensible, especially to the millions of us who have had our passports since the day we were born and have been hobnobbing with world leaders since the day after that.

How could she possibly think herself eligible to run for high office with that kind of baggage in her past?

Fortunately, we have the Obama Nation to keep us on track as to the actual qualifications for Vice President.  Otherwise, I’m sure I’d be at a loss.

Even though I was born early yesterday morning in the United States and English is my very first language, I still feel like I often need help reading the Constitution and its Amendments.  But I’m working on that so I won’t be too much of a burden on those who have so graciously taken it upon themselves to school me.

Don’t get me wrong, I do realize full well that our Democratically-controlled congress is far, far smarter than me, notwithstanding the current state of the financial markets, and obviously they are worlds smarter than Governor Palin.  I mean, PLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE!

Their single-digit approval rating certainly demonstrates that!

Even I know that less is more.

I’ve been relieved to see in the past few weeks that Senator Biden seems to be less and less busy out on the campaign trail because even though I wanted to get with Senator Obama to have him give me some lessons on how to inhale and exhale, it appears that he’s way too busy to help me right now.

I wish I’d had my camera the other day when I saw him out in the barn in his waders with that big shovel.

Crap!!!!

You’re in Boardman Country!

Make yourself at home, but please wipe your boots first!

Brad

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Thank You, President George Bush!

Posted By: User Imageadmin  //  Category: Boardman Views, Conservatism, Global Warming Scam, Pay Less for Gas

Yesterday the president lifted the ban on offshore drilling.

“We can’t just Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less! It’ll take ten years for that move forward to produce any change at the pump!” they said.

Well, now, isn’t it interesting that practically before the President had gotten the verbiage for lifting the offshore drilling ban out of his mouth, the price per barrel of oil dropped by $9.26 to $136 (Let’s see now, I think that translates to 6.3 percent lower without one newly-supplied barrel having been brought to the surface yet! Hmmmm.)

Okay, Congress, did you see how quickly that happened? Now, let me recommend a way to just as quickly raise Read more…