Mr. Paul's Picnic

Author: Brad  |  Category: Boardman Views, Conservatism, Education, Family, General, Health & Wellness, Humor, Music, Politics

Relative to the recent visit by insane killer Phillip Arnold Paul to the Spokane County Fair, remember the Teddy Bear’s Picnic song? Go ahead. Get that melody dancing through your head.

Now, just superimpose the following lyric onto that tune as you imagine your next trip to a Washington fair near you.

Not too fast now. Slow the tempo down and let it all sink in.

If you go down to the fair today
You’re in for a big surprise!
‘Cause Phil’s gone down to the fair today
And he’s already in disguise.

For every crazy that ever there was
Will all be there.
It’s simply because
Today’s the day the killers deserve their picnic!

Every killer that has been good
Is sure of a treat today.
There’s lots of wonderful folks to meet
And maybe they’ll want to play.

“I’m out with ease. Hope nobody sees.
I’ll hide and seek as long as I please.
Today’s the day I hope to meet my next victim!”

Killers at the county fair –
You know we’re not to stare.
The boss said they could go and have a lovely time today.
If they catch us unawares
We just hope they picnic on their holiday.
See them slyly glance about.
Miss Susan let them out.
They’re not to have any cares.
At six o’clock the warden will look
And will hope that they’re all there
Because she’s a tired little teddy bear.


Come back again and I’ll tell you how I really feel about DSHS.

You’re in Boardman Country,

Make yourself at home.  We’ll be leaving for the fair soon.


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2 Responses to “Mr. Paul's Picnic”

  1. Diane Scott Says:

    I am so out of the loop at the moment on news, what with the moving blogs and all. So the lyrics are intriguing (and freak me out). I’ll be sure to come back for the next installment…!
    .-= Diane Scott´s last blog ..Boy What A Week Update From Cpanel to Plesk =-.

  2. Brad Says:

    Thanks for stopping by Diane. This case probably didn’t make the news in Nevada, but it was front page stuff around here for awhile.

    Hope you’re getting a chance to recover from your marathon!
    .-= Brad´s last blog ..Mr. Paul’s Picnic =-.